Established in 2013

Von Seitz TheoreticAles

Microbrewery in Smithville, Tennessee, United States 🇺🇸


175 Hurricane Ridge Rd
Smithville, TN
37166

+1(615) 318-4008
info@theoreticales.com


We are a small, wild, sour & herbal brewery with a focus on limited batch releases of things foraged and aged. We run a cobbled together four barrel system in a effort to spread the eccentric and atypical!

We love the synergy of the seasons, the science of mixed fermentation and the history of herbal artisan ale.

Barrel aged and blended creations are released in small batches of less than 25 cases at a time. Our in house lab cultures provides a full ecosystem to each bottle.

There is no such thing as rare beer when every bottle is one of a kind!

 


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A Moment in Time
A Moment in Time
Flemish Red / Bruin   6.1% ABV
1 Batch
Flemish Red / Bruin 6.1%
7.06
2
A Moment in Time: Port Barrel Aged
A Moment in Time: Port Barrel Aged
Flemish Red / Bruin   6.5% ABV
Out of Production
Flemish Red / Bruin 6.5%
7.03
3
Ambrosial Chaleur
Ambrosial Chaleur
Sour Ale   5.5% ABV
Sour Ale 5.5%
6.73
4
Arcadium Gruit
Arcadium Gruit
Traditional Ale - Gruit 6.0%
7.09
5
Bee Pollen
Bee Pollen
Berliner Weisse   4.6% ABV
Berliner Weisse 4.6%
6.83
6
Copper Brown
Copper Brown
Flemish Red / Bruin   7.1% ABV
Flemish Red / Bruin 7.1%
6.86
7
Deputy Blueberry
Deputy Blueberry
Sour Ale   8.0% ABV
Sour Ale 8.0%
7.02
8
Ghoul de Jour
Ghoul de Jour
Collaboration with Calfkiller Brewing Company
Sour Ale   6.1% ABV
Sour Ale 6.1%
6.81
9
Grooved Altar
Grooved Altar
Sour Ale   5.7% ABV
Sour Ale 5.7%
6.68
10
Kastells Collab
Kastells Collab
Traditional Ale - Gruit 6.0%
6.64
11
Mollys Gruit
Mollys Gruit
Traditional Ale - Gruit 4.2%
6.77
12
Mollys Gruit (5.4%)
Mollys Gruit (5.4%)
Traditional Ale - Gruit 5.4%
6.34
13
Never Leave Amsterdam
Never Leave Amsterdam
Sour Ale   5.9% ABV
Sour Ale 5.9%
7.27
14
Sailor's Ration
Sailor's Ration
Sour Ale   6.8% ABV
Sour Ale 6.8%
7.02
15
Sailors Ration
Sailors Ration
Sour Ale   7.0% ABV
Sour Ale 7.0%
6.88
16
Sea To Sea
Sea To Sea
Farmhouse - Saison 6.2%
6.87
17
Valkries Nest
Valkries Nest
Sour Ale   6.2% ABV
Sour Ale 6.2%
6.76
18
Voodoo Heat
Voodoo Heat
Sour Ale   6.3% ABV
Sour Ale 6.3%
7.11
19
Yuri
Yuri
Sour Ale   7.5% ABV
Sour Ale 7.5%
6.87
20
Zeus' Taint
Zeus' Taint
Farmhouse - Sour Saison 5.7%
6.53
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